Ahh, the smell of freshly released urine in the morning. The cozy feel of the 110 degree heat. The sweet serenity of an obese man exhaling into your mouth. Nothing beats the odor emitting from every crevice of the station. Yes ladies and gents, we all clearly adore the subway commute as is. Please, use this as a guide to just stop. Seriously, do not take the subway if you lack subway etiquette.
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