Welcome to New York City, the very glamorous place where most people spend hours a day with their faces stuffed into a stranger's armpit. While every summer in the city is a sizzling hellscape of hot garbage and approximately 12 million tourists blocking the sidewalk, this year has been exceptionally worse - especially if you ride the subway. Shut downs, delays, de-railings, and track fires have become the norm, but hey, at least there's wifi now?

While the MTA figures out their shit, here are six other ways to inflict unnecessary pain upon yourself, without dodging showtime performers or mariachi bands in a confined space sans air conditioning. Fun!!!!!

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