After years of swapping dating stories with our girlfriends, it seems, at times, that we're all seeing the same guy. "What was his apartment like?" prompts alarmingly similar answers, and, as it turns out, they're all remarkably similar fuckboys. Consider this a checklist (or a depressing game of Bingo) for the next time you make a house call. If you get all 10, you win six months of alternating "U up?" texts and periods of ghosting. Have fun!