How To Actually Woo A New Yorker

New Yorkers have seen it all, especially those of us who've been on the dating scene for a while. We've sat through the horrible dinners spent listening to someone brag about their salary, we've gone to the clubs where our date "knew" the DJ, and we've even entertained a few monologues about the state of cryptocurrency. Shiver. If you're really trying to impress us on a date (or afterwards), it's going to take a tad bit more than an AmEx black card and a table at LAVO.

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