The Wicked Teens of The Upper East are back on our TV screens and, if you were around to witness the drama of their predecessors in real time, chances are you might need a lesson in what the kids of Constance Billard are finding cool these days. Luckily, Gossip Girl's new queen bee - that would be le influencer Julien Calloway - provides a detailed rundown in the reboot's first episode. Let's map it out, shall we?

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