New Yorkers - the world hates them, you avoid eye contact with them, and we are them. While the city may be famed for its smelly sidewalks, leaking AC units, and horse shit in the literal streets, what we really should be talking about are the assholes that pay too much to live here. From the rent controllers to the overly hands-y Times Square costumers, living in the City takes a special breed of person with a high tolerance for bullshit, low expectation for housing, and a rolling Xanax prescription. Check out this guide to learn more about the jerks we all pretend not to live among. 

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