New York Men Described As Subway Lines

You know what they say: Guys are like trains. If you miss one, there's always another on the way. Unless of course, you're dealing with the MTA, who tends to ghost us just as often as the guys we meet on Tinder. Seeing as the subway serves as the perfect metaphor for our dating life, we've decided to have some fun with it...if only to keep from sobbing.

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