Rick Santorum, Google It
Rick Santorum Google ItRick Santorum is that guy. The one you got stuck sitting next to at your co-worker's wedding, the excitable square who won't stop talking about abortion and welfare when you're trying to eat your mesclun salad, and you're like man, I get it but the Cha Cha slide is on, and oh yeah, the one who believes gay marriage will segue into "man on dog" unions. Google him. Sidenote: What are you doing here, Harry Potter?