The Basics
Name: Samantha Blake Cohen
Age: 25
Hails From: New York, New York
Education: Samantha attended The Hewitt School, Columbia Prep, and recently graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 2018.
While at college, she was a member of the Tabard Society, which is basically just another boring Ivy League secret sorority that everybody knows everything about anyway so it might as well just stop pretending to be "underground."
Occupation: Her LinkedIn currently states that she is "seeking job opportunities." Which really, aren't we all?
Pedigree: Daughter of Michael Cohen, who served as Donald Trump's attorney from 2006 to 2018 and has since been disbarred and sentenced to federal prison after pleading guilty to tax evasion, lying to Congress and campaign finance violations.