"You open the door. You walk across the foyer. You hang the dry-cleaning in the closet across from the staircase. And you leave the book on the table with the flowers."

If only there were't so many closets across from the staircase and so many tables with flowers!

Rich people...

The real life Upper East Side home of one fictional Miranda Priestly has hit the market, and this gem is totally worthy of its crazy price tag. $27.5 million to be exact.

Built in 1907, the seven bedroom, 12,000 square foot townhouse spans five floors. Of course it's got all of the extras you'd assume - two kitchens, all the bathrooms, multiple living areas.

But we bet you'd be surprised to learn it's hiding a custom-built basketball court on the top floor!

Other than being the location of many an iconic The Devil Wears Prada moment, the home was also the scene of Dan and Serena's Gossip Girl wedding.

Pretty fun film resume, no?

Click through to see inside the gorgeous East 73rd Street abode!

[Photos via Coldwell Banker]

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