Certainly if you're looking for a deal, heading East anytime after Memorial Day Weekend is not the most advisable. This is, after all, the land of $59 lobster rolls and $29 guacamole... Though should you have found yourself with truckloads of money you just need to get rid of, might we suggest a lovely little rental opportunity in Water Mill?
Sat on a private 12 acre peninsula overlooking Mecox Bay, this 28,000 square foot home has everything. 11 bedrooms, 14 full bathrooms, 5 powder rooms, a 14-seat movie theatre, a 2-lane bowling alley, an indoor basketball court, a 350-bottle wine cellar, a billiards and arcade game room, a pergola surrounded by a moat, and, because this is obviously a Bond villain dream home, a 750 gallon shark tank.
Of course living like a Kardashian for the season out East will cost you - especially south of the highway! Asking $2.5 million for Memorial Day to Labor Day, 70 Cobb Lane is currently the most expensive Hamptons rental on the market. Though hey - it's only April and there's plenty of time for someone to swoop in and steal that eye roll-inducing crown.
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