JG Melon Is Out Of Cottage Fries!?

by Guest of A Guest · December 22, 2021

    The end of days is officially here.

    Iconic Upper East Side watering hole JG Melon has just announced that due to supply chain issues, their famous cottage fries will be temporarily unavailable...

    Those poor fluffy little potato pillows!

    Needless to say, this is a harsh, unimaginable blow for the neighborhood. 

    Like, how long is "temporarily"? And what are these "choice replacements" that they're working on in the meantime? French fries!?

    During desperate times such as these it's important to remember that everyone's just doing their best. But still, don't be surprised if you see Upper East Siders in an uproar.

    What's next? 

    No ketchup!?

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