I know of no such thing as a wrong time for guacamole, especially when it's prepared right next to your table and precedes your meal of drunken debauchery.
Boozy Business: $29.95 for an entree + 1.5 hours of unlimited frozen hibiscus Rosalitas, Margaritas, Mimosas, Bloody Marys, and Beers.
Fonda, 434 7th Avenue, Brooklyn.
40 Avenue B.
189 9th Avenue.
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