Jacob's Pickles
This Upper West Side mainstay's brunch menu is a sight to behold and certainly not for the faint of heart (or you weirdos who hate having options). If you're going to start your party early, venture uptown and go hard with southern biscuit sandwiches, mac n' cheese, and, obviously a shit ton of pickles. Wash it all down with a Spicy Brine Margarita, Bloody BLT, or one of about a million beer options.
Jacob's Pickles, 509 Amsterdam Ave.
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