Mary I of England

Everyone knows that Henry VIII was kind of a d-bag, what with his eight wives and all. So his two daughters (who he deemed bastards and dropped their moms like bags of dirt) would inevitably have major daddy issues. One of them, Elizabeth the I, was normal until you realized she was willingly an ADULT VIRGIN. But her sister, Mary, was a different story. Henry VIII's greatest accomplishment was getting rid of the disparity of power between the monarchy and the tyrannical Catholic Church by having England become a Protestant nation. Just to spite her father, Mary I had England revert back to Catholicism and slaughtered anyone who refused to reconvert. She also married Philip II of Spain, which posed a threat to England being the most powerful country and caused a lot of anxiety amongst her kingdom. Whatevs, she died anyways and her supervirgin sister ended up ascending the throne and made everything right again.

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