Meghan Markle has been making headlines for being an unconventional bride set to marry into a monarchy that is emphatic about not deviating from tradition. She's half black, she's a divorceé, she's American, she's a feminist who hates Trump, she's TWO years older than Harry....the list goes on. But royals have no right to knock Meghan because, I don't know about you, but I feel like affairs, abuse, and various antisocial personality disorders that are indulged instead of treated are infinitely more problematic than being an accomplished, self assured woman in her mid thirties with her own convictions. But hey, maybe I'm biased because I have a vagine and a brain. Anyway, check out some seriously scandalous royal names that put even your craziest ex to shame.
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