10 Venmo Requests I Should Have Sent

You can tell a lot about a person from their Venmo activity log - a favorite of advanced social media stalkers. Your ex may not post an Insta of him and his new hook-up, but he will pay her for the Halal she bought him at 3 am when they wandered out for a post-coital snack and he "forgot" his wallet at her place. (Typical.) That girl you met once at a party and inexplicably became Facebook and, subsequently, Venmo friends with may not advertise her status as a drug dealer, but she will keep charging people with an emoji of a snowman in the middle of summer, over and over again.

See what I mean?

Now imagine what you could gauge from all the Venmo requests that never came into fruition. Here, I explore a (#relatable) few of my own.