Asking Your Dad for Money

Dads need attention, too. Straight out of Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People, "Make the other person feel important--and do it sincerely." Your father will feel loved and appreciated when you ask him for a little velvet to supplement your laughably inadequate salary. He doesn't want you to starve - how else are you supposed to afford oat milk and a spiralizer? Asking dad for money will make him nostalgic for a simpler time when all you requested were his credit card to order Uggs and hinted that a Range Rover would be just fine for your 16th. 

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