Stop asking "What's the craziest thing you've ever done?"
Whenever I see an American Psycho quote in a guy's bio or two of his pics are at a frat party, I anticipate this question. And every time, I'm totally right. I hate it. My friends hate it. Your little sister who is in your Tinder pic probably hates it, and she would probably hate it even more knowing her brother is using this question along with a snapshot of her to get into girls' pants.
I sincerely doubt that you're actually going to listen to my response about what the craziest thing I've ever done is because you're waiting with bated breath to talk about your sex life in some way. Or, maybe you are listening, but you're only asking because you wanna gauge how game I am to do anal based off whatever crazy story I tell you. So next time a guy asks me this, I swear to shit I'm just gonna answer "hosting virgin sacrifices in my basement" or "selling fake MDMA to high schoolers" to get you to stop talking to me.
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