Stop implying you're well endowed

Alright, real talk: size does and does not matter. It matters more to guys, first off. But girls always say it matters to them because it's fun to lord that over guys' heads. Size doesn't really matter. Obviously, micropenis is the exception to the rule because that kind of affliction really messes with a guy's head (i.e. Hitler). 

Look at it this way: say you spend $700 on a Barbour. It's really well made, it'll last you for years and years, it fits you perfectly. Then after buying it, you find $250 in the pocket. Sweet deal, right? But $250 doesn't exactly get you that far, but the coat will. So in this instance, the Barbour is a guy who's your perfect match and the money is his dick, obviously. BUT say you buy a knockoff Barbour in Chinatown: it's cheap, it doesn't fit you well, and it won't last you long. But hey, it keeps you cold until it rips after a few uses, right? Then you find $250 in the pocket. And then you go to spend the $250, and you realize it's counterfeit money. That's a guy who's not that great for you and is well endowed, but is worthless in bed. So yeah, size really does not matter so you can STOP talking about it! Whether you're packing heat or not, it's weird to keep talking about your dick. 

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