The Shower
Grab those speakers you bought in an effort to pretend that you're the kind of person that actually invites friends over. Yeah, those. Perfect. Now, lock yourself in the bathroom. That's right, lock the door. Nice. Go to that playlist you listen to when you're feeling like an early 2000s goddess - I know, an oxymoron. Now, remove every song on that playlist except 'Hollaback Girl.' Rename the playlist "Gwen's Guide to Boss Ass Bitchness." Put it on repeat until your neighbor has a hernia.
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