I know, I know, we can't always crush the patriarchy while also remembering that just because you own dry shampoo doesn't mean you should throw away your real shampoo. Luckily for you, being the ultimate lady boss does not require wearing pants or knowing how to use a crockpot. In fact, all you've gotta do is stop apologizing for drinking coffee on the treadmill and immediately disassociate from anybody who describes themselves as a "hugger." Check out this guide for more tips to become the boss ass bitch you were born to be.
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