The Coffee

Coffee

Put as many fucking packets of Splenda in your coffee as you want. I know, I know, your probably vegan barista is shooting you judgmental glares because she ~loves~ to believe that it will give you cancer. Just look her in the eyes and put one more in for the haters. Nobody messes with a boss ass bitch's golden tickets.  

[Photo via @addison_hinkle]

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