Hang on, you can't just consider yourself a WASP because you drink gin and tonics and swindle your way into hanging out with people who have houses in the Hamptons. Being a WASP isn't an archetype you weasel your way into becoming by buying the right clothes and sleeping social climbing your way to the top - it's something you're born with. It's time to put your pedigree to the test and see if you're as blue-blooded as you claim to be.
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