Bay Breeze
Just as red wine screams seduction, and house wine screams cheap, fruity drinks like this one scream, "I just discovered my parents' liquor cabinet!"
"Girls that order Malibu Bay Breezes are idiots," one bartender says. Jeez, a little harsh?
"Seriously, it's like 'Ooh, a fruity drink!' but then really, it's all sugary juice, hardly any alcohol, and a surefire hangover."
[Photo via @jessica_farkas]