Not Looking for Anything Serious
To those guys who put "Not looking for anything serious" in those bios: Thank you. Thank you so MUCH for letting us know that while we are fuckable, we're not worthy of dating you. I am SO sure that all of those moves you learned from Steve Santagati dating books and the copious amounts of Old Spice you lather on gets you girls that you deem worthy of "wifing up" when you're out at the club. But then, what are you doing on Tinder?
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