Snuggie Sutra
Remember commercials? Those advertisements you had to bear through in order to watch your fave TV show before Netflix came along? Then you definitely remember Snuggie commercials. Maybe you even bought one ironically only to find yourself un-ironically falling in love with it. Well apparently there's a book, Snuggie Sutra, that combines sex with the least sexiest item you can imagine! Hot, right? Not really, but at least it's cozy and doesn't require, you know, gussying up or effort. You can buy it on Amazon, but we suggest opting for a new copy over a used one (for obvious reasons).
[Photo via @originalsnuggie]