They say the number one rule of dating is to be yourself, and lazy girls hold this to be true because changing yourself is too much effort. It's that time of year again when being single stings just a little more. You probably felt it last night when the guy from DoorDash gave you two sets of utensils instead of just one because you ordered so much food and you realized you had no one to share it with (not to mention you felt like a total fat-ass because you ordered enough for two). As comfy as it is to cuddle up to your boyfriend pillow, wouldn't it be a little nicer if it was an actual boyfriend? You know, a knight in shining armor, or at least a boy that's worth shaving for? Lazy ladies, we've got your answer.

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