He listens to Wonderwall way too much
As if his ironic T-shirts and grocery list composed entirely of Easy Mac and Kellogg's cereal weren't evidence enough of his internalized angst, but this fucker also listens to "Wonderwall" every chance he gets. Shower? Wonderwall. Pilates playlist? Wonderwall. Window shopping at Desigual? Wonderwall. Your Spotify Premium account simply can't handle this amount of sexual tension.
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