He steals your Sephora free samples
It took a lot for you to suck up your pride, hand over your embarrassing spam email handle, and finally sign up for a Sephora card. And so, when you go into the store, after finally reaching the coveted 500 point level, it is your God given right to be absolutely manic when you hear that your now ex-boyfriend stole your status. This is reason 147 why you should never date a guy named Jason.
[Photo via @sephora]