Stick to the classics
Don’t make this an opportunity to be avant garde, controversial, or raunchier than need be. Instances include sending a picture while on the toilet, an old picture of your ex sucking your dick, a picture where there are clearly other people in the room. Just try not to deviate from the classics, even if it feels kind of pedestrian. I don’t card if you think it’s ingratiating or conflicting with your salacious #brand. Have you ever heard people get audibly upset when a Dave Matthews Band song comes on at a party? Have you ever seen a person get enraged when an episode of Friends comes on? There you go.
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