By "be smooth," I don't mean a suave-yet-cheesy James Bond charm. I mean be smooth with your interludes into sexting. Like, if we're talking about last night's episode of It's Always Sunny, don't suddenly text me, "Tits or GTFO." The mood isn't being set in that conversation because little to no women out there find a conversation that somehow involves Danny DeVito as remotely tantalizing. If a girl tells you she went to yoga, use that as an opportunity to shift the conversation into sexting. If a girl is complaining about her tan lines, note that this is an opening.
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