You're no Zoolander
Girls get their Gigi Hadid on when they send nudes with provocative pose and a puckered pout. But for guys it's different. Whenever a guy sends me a nude where he's trying to emulate Fabio on the cover of some romance novel you buy in the magazine aisle of K Mart, it's...queer. Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza is trying to sleep with that girl who developed photos from disposable cameras so he did a raunchy photo shoot for her to see when she developed his film? (Sidenote: remember disposable cameras?) It just brings me back to that and I just can't take the guy seriously. Girls and guys look equally as stupid posing for nudes when they're clearly not models, but the key difference? Guys are so obviously not staring at a girl's attempt at Blue Steel because they're too busy looking at tits and ass, whereas girls actually notice the guy's face.
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