Don't lie about size
If you lie about the size of your dick, I'm gonna call you out on it, and I'm not gonna be nice about it. I mean, if you're gonna flagrantly try to pull one over on the girl you're texting,
your size, at least attempt to back that shit up. Use a travel sized deodorant next to it and say it’s a regular one. Snap of a pic of a slider next to your alleged meter long king kong dong and say it’s a Big Mac. If you’re confident in how steady your wrist is, use the panorama feature.
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