We can just see it now: you're all dressed up, triple-checking your makeup, and stepping out of a cab for dinner with a perfect stranger. Maybe you met online, maybe you met on Tinder, but meeting for the first time in real life is always the make or break. Since first dates are stressful enough as it is, let's not add in the awkwardness of a horrifying conversation-killer. From tales of his plentiful dates to a "You looked hotter in your photo" situation, here are the top five things you NEVER want to hear on any date, let alone a first one.

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