2. "You look different than your picture."
This translates to: “I was more attracted to the girl in the picture, this is a disappointment.” Okay, shame on him for being so obnoxious, but shame on you for filtering the crap out of your pictures. Take it easy young Picasso! Maybe you went a little overboard, but frankly, so did he. Make sure he realizes that and keep it moving. [Photo via @kyliejenner]