The Catricorn
The Catricorn. She shows up at our party out of nowhere, quickly finds her way to our bedroom. Lays down on our bed and starts playing with our cat. She stayed on the bed with the cat for over half of the party. The whole time she was texting pictures of him to her mom. I know this because she told me. Then she started talking to this other guy about their signs and she dropped lots of weird "facts" about Capricorns such as: "I'm a capricorn, so I can't be around loud noises." And, "I can't use a blowdryer because I'm a Capricorn." I guess she wasn't really THE WORST, but I was ready for her to leave.
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