We've all been there. That moment you step into the event / party / dinner you were running late for, only to realize you just left your phone in the Uber that's now blocks away. Well, it appears there are those among us who have taken that to another level.
As in, "Oh shit, I left my 8 week old Chihuahua puppy!" or "Where'd that salmon head I had just a few minutes ago go?"
Uber just released their third annual Lost & Found Index, and oh - it does not disappoint. Enjoy the full list of ridiculousness below!
Two packs of Italian sausage and a Thanksgiving ham
A shopping cart
Ancestry kit
Lotion and beard oil
Silver & peach colored Venetian masquerade mask
Small handmade cat puppet
Babe Ruth signed baseball
White gold wedding band with diamonds
McDonald’s visor and a large fries
Harry Potter Magic Wand
A special pizza costume
A bird
Red pouch with hammock inside that says “hang loose”
Cheer skirt with a lion head
Yeezy boost 350 butters
A mannequin
Two pieces of my ever-so-special white wedding cake
A fog machine
Japanese style mandolin
Full fish tank with fish and water
An Elvis cape with a few jewels on it
One Gucci flip flop
Red Lobster takeout
Limited edition Chance the Rapper Starbucks gift card
5×7 prom picture of me and my husband
10 lbs pulled pork and 10 lbs pulled chicken
Rose gold Kim Kardashian LuMee case
A piece of parchment paper with sap on it
Deer antlers and a welding helmet
My dirty laundry
A small plush toy of a cat eating a pizza slice
[Photo via @pamhetlinger]