Twitterific Tweets, Christmas Trees, Lady Gaga, And John Mayer's "Dead Batteries"

@emmyrossum My Christmas tree is not very thirsty. I was told to water ever other day but it seems to be eating only once a week. It's an anorexic tree? about 1 hour ago from web

@justinrocket 5:15 a.m. flight is like a baseball bat to the shins. Well, not that bad, but it's no fun. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie

@nicolerichie Lady Gagas album is insane. Most have an opinion, but theres no arguing her talent. She is a true musician. On another f-ing level. about 6 hours ago from web

@johncmayer If a man really wanted to get away with cheating on his woman, he'd store his other girls' name in his phone as "low battery." about 7 hours ago from Twittelator

@DANNIJO DANNIJO on SNL + my favorite skits http://bit.ly/6RLw7Z about 9 hours ago from Facebook

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@AshleySimko Delicious dinner at the Delano with Pierce and Dakota, followed by Art Basel's wrap party. I couldn't ask for a better conclusion. #artbasel about 10 hours ago from Tweetie

@dizzyblazeberg Last night in Miami, and can't say I'm not happy to leave. (As is my liver) Tonight: a chill, intimate Diego Garcia concert at the Standard. about 13 hours ago from web