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Remember the old lady with 56 dogs? The puppies are now up for adoption, and their $62.50 fee will finance complimentary Responsible Dog Owner Classes.
Matto is celebrating its one year anniversary with free pasta!
Ye who sunbathe upon secluded sands may soon be cursing the name of congressman Tim Bishop (D-NY), whose plan to stop the encroaching coastal erosion may require the seizure of privately-owned waterfront.
Didn't your mother tell you not to mess with preggers potheads and their shiv-wielding amours? Well maybe you should, if you're 90+ and there's an off-duty cop around.
Sick of hearing bad news? Head over to East Farmingdale, home of the 128 decibel sirens.
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