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Ye who sunbathe upon secluded sands may soon be cursing the name of congressman Tim Bishop (D-NY), whose plan to stop the encroaching coastal erosion may require the seizure of privately-owned waterfront.
Didn't your mother tell you not to mess with preggers potheads and their shiv-wielding amours? Well maybe you should, if you're 90+ and there's an off-duty cop around.
Sick of hearing bad news? Head over to East Farmingdale, home of the 128 decibel sirens.