Greg Packer of Long Island wins the retard award for being the first person in line for the Apple iPhone at their 5th avenue store. Wow. I mean at first when we heard he set up camp on Monday almost a whole WEEK before the big event, we thought to ourselves "what idiot would waste his time doing that?!" Now, based on the bags of scooby doo snacks and gatorade, we're pretty sure the things he is seeing outside the store on 5th avenue are far more interesting than anything going on in his life in Long Island, and we approve of his cultural enlightenment experience...
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