[Image via Craigslist]
Okay, this one doesn't have a picture of the house's exterior, but it could be the most heinous split-level imaginable and still warrant your greenbacks. 1.5 miles from the beach? 2 minute "stroll" into the village "for sushi at Suki Zuki? 5 minutes from the Water Mill Jitney stop? Backyard Fishing, kayaks, bikes, and wireless? Plus two decks and a kick-ass grill? Just do it, people!