Hamptons Cliche Of The Week: Nello Summertimes

by Joseph Russell · June 9, 2008

    [Image via Explore LI]

    It seems the socialites abounded at Nello this past Saturday. The Southampton outpost of the Madison Ave original features mediterranean cuisine, Peter Beard art, and al fresco dining for the apathetic palates of the see-and-be-scenesters.

    Pros: gawking material

    Cons: the gawkees, $5,000 tabs, "where's waldo" edibles, posing, preening, waiting while one's rover is retrieved midst a sea of its brethren, dogs in purses