The Lazy Girl's Guide To The Super Bowl

You probably thought the #Deflategate drama was over with, didn't you? Hell no. Let's back up a bit here: the NFL is notorious for sweeping player's wrongdoings under the rug. Roger Goodell was caught turning a blind eye to on field transgressions, such as teams taping other teams' practices, using performance enhancing drugs, and deflating each others' footballs, and off-field transgressions, most notably the case of Ray Rice beating his wife half to death. When he got called out on it, he decided to make an example out of Tom Brady, who is literally a national treasure who is incapable of doing anything wrong, by accusing him of deflating balls before a football game.  He went from Paul Blart Mall Cop to FBI agent real quick-except not really because his investigation went nowhere. Goodell had as much proof of Tom Brady committing any wrongdoing as he does brain cells. The only man above Brady is God himself and the only man below Goodell is Satan himself, so it will be a sweet, sweet victory to see Goodell hand off the trophy to Brady after the witch hunt the NFL Commissioner led to sabotage the greatest team in America.

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