"Whose the hot one?"

For the sake of not totally embarrassing yourselves, here's the lowdown of who the hot ones are: 

Patriots: Tom Brady (Gisele's husband, obvi, and UGGs spokesmodel), Danny Amendola (Olivia Culpo's main squeeze), Jimmy Garoppolo (he's second string quarterback and unless this is gonna play out like Friday Night Lights, he won't be playing), Chris Hogan (he's taken, but he's a former college lax player so the girlfriend doesn't matter if you know what I mean), Julian Edelman (he's single...but he's 5'10" which is basically a midget)

Falcons: Keanu Neal (single and 6'!), Aldrick Robinson (again, 5'10")...that's pretty much it really

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