Dylan's Candy Bar to grow up (sort of) with candy-flavored cocktails. [Hamptons.com]
Mommy's Percs may be free, but your ensuing smacking habits may cost you $400/day. [Long Island Press]
Can an 8 year-old white girl "N the 'N' word?" [Newsday]
Riverside wants personality, not more affordable housing! [Newsday]
Gossip Girl's boys prefer Cooper's Beach to OSO. [Hamptons.com]
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