Ear Plugs
At first glance you might think that you're paying the same price to "sleep pretty" than to have "XTREME Protection" with just the right amount of USA pride, but if you look closely you'll notice that the unit price for the pink ear plugs is $4.39 while the blue are just $3.89. The only thing I'm hearing right now is the cringeworthy sound of inequality.
[Photo via @jennie.ivins]