Facebook Status Report Roundup And Twitterific Tweets

Dave Morin "Not all soul music comes from the church." - Bono. 24 minutes ago

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@rachelsklar Peter Kaplan, the Observer won't be the same without you. Neither will NYC media. Tho it'll bear your stamp via all those whom you taught. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Noelle Hancock In addition to making you check yourself in, JetBlue makes you carry your luggage over to the moving conveyer belt and hoist your bags onto it yourself. “Really?” I asked the counter lady. “So it’s like Fuddruckers, where I pay y’all to do everything myself?” about an hour ago

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Keren Eldad saw Jesus tonight. The one shtubbing Madonna, not the Christ. 2 hours ago

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@carolhan Considering a cocktail with David Foote at De Santos, a shot at Chloe...or curling up with a book in bed. Decisions. about 2 hours ago from web

Rex Sorgatz The new Star Trek? It's a combo of Top Gun, Star Wars, and Felicity. In other words, AWESOME. 3 hours ago - via Twitter

@alexandraalexis running home so my fur and hair wont get too wet about 4 hours ago from mobile web

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@soraya Job I would not wish on my own worst enemy: midtown department store shoe fetcher. about 6 hours ago from txt

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Melissa Berkelhammer is going to start my own Avon business. 6 hours ago

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@CarsonGriffith Um, Celia from ANTM just waited on me at the Intermix on Bleecker. Catch: She hasn't been kicked off the show yet...Sweet girl though. haha. about 6 hours ago from web

Nick Denton The Observer's failure: not the fault of Kaplan's print nostalgia but the belief that Kushner's youth equals web-savvy. http://bit.ly/Z7IG3. 7 hours ago - via Twitter

Scott Buccheit has Omega party, then dinner at Nobu 57, then Interview Party, then Greenhouse to support my buddy Eddy. Typical evening. 8 hours ago