Senators to have a "secret Santa" gift exchange and party [Reliable Source]
Herman Cain has no idea what Libya is, "too much twirling around his head" [GofG]
DC is getting two Walmarts [@JummyABC7]
Michele Bachmann used to wear pink gloves to appear "ladylike" [Politico]
Troops to receive "morphine lollipops" for pain [USA Today]
16 year old bride Courtney Stodden: Twitter Virtuoso [GofG]