Get the vodka ready! Chelsea Handler is coming to the District for the Inauguration. [Yeas and Nays]
Obama will be taking it easy this Inauguration. [Click]
Joe Biden dreamed a dream. [Click]
And every gay-boy in DC just fainted. [Distriction]
Secretary of State is officially the Presidential-Consolulation-Prize. [The Huffington Post]
I'd probably read this if it was called "Fifty Shades of DC." [Yeas and Nays]
The fact that the Starbucks in Dulles has alcohol is the only reason why I would EVER fly out of Dulles. [The Huffington Post]
The Corcoran is staying where it is! [District of Debonis]
Zac Efron is going to be in the new JFK movie which means I will not be seeing the new JFK movie. [Click]
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